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Why Are Brazilian Women So Hot?
Why Are Brazilian Women So Hot?
It’s understood that Brazilian women rank among the hottest on the planet.
But the REAL question is WHY?
How To Make A Country Full Of Hot Babes In Only Two Centuries: A Short History of Hotness in Brazil
Brazil’s history is just as exciting as it’s current affairs, filled with ups, downs, and conflicts that could compete with any box office action thriller.
The Portuguese were the first European settlers to arrive in the area, led by adventurous Pedro Cabral, who began the colonial period in 1500. Little did Pedro know he was planting the seeds of hotness, the likes of which have never before been seen on this Planet.
Unlike the colonizing philosophy of the Spanish, the Portuguese in Brazil were much less focused at first on conquering, controlling, and developing the country. Most were impoverished sailors, who were far more interested in profitable trade and subsistence agriculture than in territorial expansion.
Nonetheless, sugar soon came to Brazil, and with it came imported slaves. To a degree unequaled in most of the American colonies, the Portuguese settlers frequently intermarried with both the Indians and the African slaves, and there were also mixed marriages between the Africans and Indians.
As a result, Brazil's population is a population of mixed babies, who through some miracle have managed to discover the perfect cocktail of the best genes available to man.
Most Brazilians possess some combination of European, African, Amerindian, Asian, and Middle Eastern lineage, and this multiplicity of cultural legacies is a notable feature of current Brazilian culture, and an EXTRA notable feature of the sexy bunda packin babes you’ll see all over Brazil...
These are facts.*
Let’s get back to our history lesson… Portugal so treasured the colony of Brazil that they actually sent its people gold bullion to protect its integrity -- quite an unusual action. It's almost as if Portugal knew Brazil had something special in it, something that made it a South American treasure worth protecting and keeping pure.
In other words, they must have known the place was more or less dripping with smoking hot babes. There's no other explanation. The Portuguese made some half-assed attempts to colonize parts of America, Canada and other South American areas, but Brazil was their baby -- their hot, bikini-clad, long legged baby whom they would cut off several fingers to have sex with.
Brazil's #1 Export:
Supermodels.
I realize, of course, that this article seeks to explain why Brazilian women are so hot, but -- as many philosophers and Douglas Adams have stated -- often the only reasonable answer to "why" is "why not?" There are so goddamned many gorgeous Brazilian women that it just seems to be a stone-set fact of life that Brazil manufactures beautiful women as a matter of course. For Chrissakes, one country produced all the following women:
Alessandra Ambrosio
Adriana Lima
Isabeli Fontana
Izabel Goulart
Ana Beatriz Barros
Gisele Bundchen
and Juliana Martins
A Booming Economy
Brazil has the highest GDP in all of Latin America, with significant agricultural and manufacturing sectors and an enormous labor pool. It makes some sense, perhaps, that with their economy going so well, Brazilian citizens are generally less panicked and take the time to care for themselves. It's easier to eat right, exercise and use skin care products when your country isn't quadrillions of dollars in debt -- lord knows we are, and our hottest chick from a decade ago now looks like this:
Coincidence? I don't think so.
Weapons of Mass Seduction
Come to think of it, there's something rather sinister about how many hotties come from Brazil. The surplus hotness Brazil exports on a daily basis could feed the homeless for a decade, if spent properly. It's almost as if Brazil is trying to corner the global market on attractive women -- as if they want a monopoly on sexy.
I am of the opinion that Brazil actually wishes to wage war on the civilized countries of the world by flaunting their women in our faces -- their supermodels act as the greatest combination defense and offense in the history of warfare.
Sure, the US could nuke them into oblivion with our massive super weapon stockpile, but we'd literally be killing the most beautiful women on the planet. Similarly, we might have a more stable government with (arguably) more personal freedoms, but hell; Brazil's got the hottest women! On paper, our lives may be slightly better, but the Brazilian life is more WORTH living simply because the sex is BETTER, and more plentiful. Brazil knows that, outside of disturbing eugenic experiments, there's no real way for the rest of the world to combat their legions of hotties.
Brazilians fight their wars not with bombs, but with bundas, bikinis, and bosoms. And they are DEFINITELY winning.
The Brazilian Wax & The Brazilian Thong
Is it any wonder that the two most famous things to come out of Brazil are the "Brazilian Wax" and the "Brazilian Thong". Need I say more? Their minds must be on sex all the time, which leads to vaginal waxing, and hot babes prancing around the beach in skimpy thongs, which leads to better sex with better looking women, which leads to better looking kids, which leads to more and more sex... I know what you're thinking... It’s a VICIOUS cycle I know we all WISH we could be a part of.
God bless Brazil.
It’s understood that Brazilian women rank among the hottest on the planet.
But the REAL question is WHY?
How To Make A Country Full Of Hot Babes In Only Two Centuries: A Short History of Hotness in Brazil
Brazil’s history is just as exciting as it’s current affairs, filled with ups, downs, and conflicts that could compete with any box office action thriller.
The Portuguese were the first European settlers to arrive in the area, led by adventurous Pedro Cabral, who began the colonial period in 1500. Little did Pedro know he was planting the seeds of hotness, the likes of which have never before been seen on this Planet.
Unlike the colonizing philosophy of the Spanish, the Portuguese in Brazil were much less focused at first on conquering, controlling, and developing the country. Most were impoverished sailors, who were far more interested in profitable trade and subsistence agriculture than in territorial expansion.
Nonetheless, sugar soon came to Brazil, and with it came imported slaves. To a degree unequaled in most of the American colonies, the Portuguese settlers frequently intermarried with both the Indians and the African slaves, and there were also mixed marriages between the Africans and Indians.
As a result, Brazil's population is a population of mixed babies, who through some miracle have managed to discover the perfect cocktail of the best genes available to man.
Most Brazilians possess some combination of European, African, Amerindian, Asian, and Middle Eastern lineage, and this multiplicity of cultural legacies is a notable feature of current Brazilian culture, and an EXTRA notable feature of the sexy bunda packin babes you’ll see all over Brazil...
These are facts.*
Let’s get back to our history lesson… Portugal so treasured the colony of Brazil that they actually sent its people gold bullion to protect its integrity -- quite an unusual action. It's almost as if Portugal knew Brazil had something special in it, something that made it a South American treasure worth protecting and keeping pure.
In other words, they must have known the place was more or less dripping with smoking hot babes. There's no other explanation. The Portuguese made some half-assed attempts to colonize parts of America, Canada and other South American areas, but Brazil was their baby -- their hot, bikini-clad, long legged baby whom they would cut off several fingers to have sex with.
Brazil's #1 Export:
Supermodels.
I realize, of course, that this article seeks to explain why Brazilian women are so hot, but -- as many philosophers and Douglas Adams have stated -- often the only reasonable answer to "why" is "why not?" There are so goddamned many gorgeous Brazilian women that it just seems to be a stone-set fact of life that Brazil manufactures beautiful women as a matter of course. For Chrissakes, one country produced all the following women:
Alessandra Ambrosio
Adriana Lima
Isabeli Fontana
Izabel Goulart
Ana Beatriz Barros
Gisele Bundchen
and Juliana Martins
A Booming Economy
Brazil has the highest GDP in all of Latin America, with significant agricultural and manufacturing sectors and an enormous labor pool. It makes some sense, perhaps, that with their economy going so well, Brazilian citizens are generally less panicked and take the time to care for themselves. It's easier to eat right, exercise and use skin care products when your country isn't quadrillions of dollars in debt -- lord knows we are, and our hottest chick from a decade ago now looks like this:
Coincidence? I don't think so.
Weapons of Mass Seduction
Come to think of it, there's something rather sinister about how many hotties come from Brazil. The surplus hotness Brazil exports on a daily basis could feed the homeless for a decade, if spent properly. It's almost as if Brazil is trying to corner the global market on attractive women -- as if they want a monopoly on sexy.
I am of the opinion that Brazil actually wishes to wage war on the civilized countries of the world by flaunting their women in our faces -- their supermodels act as the greatest combination defense and offense in the history of warfare.
Sure, the US could nuke them into oblivion with our massive super weapon stockpile, but we'd literally be killing the most beautiful women on the planet. Similarly, we might have a more stable government with (arguably) more personal freedoms, but hell; Brazil's got the hottest women! On paper, our lives may be slightly better, but the Brazilian life is more WORTH living simply because the sex is BETTER, and more plentiful. Brazil knows that, outside of disturbing eugenic experiments, there's no real way for the rest of the world to combat their legions of hotties.
Brazilians fight their wars not with bombs, but with bundas, bikinis, and bosoms. And they are DEFINITELY winning.
The Brazilian Wax & The Brazilian Thong
Is it any wonder that the two most famous things to come out of Brazil are the "Brazilian Wax" and the "Brazilian Thong". Need I say more? Their minds must be on sex all the time, which leads to vaginal waxing, and hot babes prancing around the beach in skimpy thongs, which leads to better sex with better looking women, which leads to better looking kids, which leads to more and more sex... I know what you're thinking... It’s a VICIOUS cycle I know we all WISH we could be a part of.
God bless Brazil.
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I know a thing or two about brazilian woman. I'm still married to one. Yes they are hot, so what? Yes they are very family orientated, and can work very hard, and make a nice home, and are very natural and sensualand have high sex drives, all of this is true, it's fair to say it's in their blood.
BUT, don't kid yourselves about brazilian women. Unfortunately there's other things in their blood that doesn't make it such smooth sailing.
My wife confessed to cheating on me after 10 days of marriage. What excuse in the world can you find to justify that?
She went on to confess many more liasions. She did this after lying through
her teeth in a polygrapgh test and failed it so badly the tester got very emotional and felt I should move on with my life.
Now she's overseas on a sex holiday with her african boyfrind, who happens to be a bad boy criminal.
I thought this might be just her, but even her daughter tried to seduce me, her sister swaps boyfriends with her on the same night (she told me this) so they 2 for the price of 1 so to speak.
I could go on all day. Ladies from brazil you know I'm telling the truth, you know. You know waht ficar means? It's - hi this is my gf/bf for a week or 2 until get bored with each other or until i find another.
Getting married doesn't stop a woman thinking about the next ficar. It's ingrained in them from early teens and it's not so easy to stick to some silly boring new marriage vows.
So thats my perspective on brazilian woman, I am right, any brazilian who paints a homely picture of these woman is simply lying.
By the way they got an attitude towards greengos. You're the devil the nazi. And brazilian woman haveconveniently adopted certain feminist ideas without comprimising the desire for lots of hot sex.
All that said, yes they are sooooooo hot, but by the time they turn 18 many of them have already had 100 guys, you better believe it, that's what my wife told me, and although they lie like no tomorrow I can believe that.
Os portugueses não deixam de comer, mas estão a cortar na compra de bens não alimentares e as expectativas sobre a compra de bens duradouros - como carros e electrodomésticos - está próximo dos mínimos históricos. Para os próximos 12 meses, as esperanças em proceder a grandes compras, deterioraram-se. É que a opinião dos consumidores sobre a economia do país nunca foi tão negativa como em Março.
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ahhhh yes, they are hot indeed. but as those who have dated them can attest, the hotness comes with a firey latin personality that few are able to (or want to) handle.
i am married to a brazilian girl and ill tell you she is hard working classy and sexy,but you will not find any others who are so dedicated to their marriage.So for those who do not know Brazil,their main goal is to please others make their life better and care about others more than theirselves and yes they dress sexy,but classy.
I myself love Brazil and the people.
Prostitutes exist anywhere in the world. It is sad to know that there are people so ignorant as to think that it will come to Brazil thousands of women to their feet. This is a stupid and misguided thinking. Most women of Brazil are honest and hard working. The statistics for my country show that 60% of Brazilian households today are headed by women. We are fine, study, live trabalhamos.Não hunting sex with turistas.Por please try to learn more about our country before talking drivel about our women.
you know i been been in the states almost all my life, i left Brazil when i was 10, even after being here for a long period of time when i tell people i am Brazilian it's like their dicks get hard and they expect me get down, their first question as far as what i do for a living is "are you a stripper/ go-go dancer" you know what, fuck you. the reason why Brazilian woman are so beautiful and have their own disguise is because we are mutts. we have a little bit of every nationality in our blood, it had nothing to do with sex, anywhere you go you will find woman amazing in sex and some that are horrible, it just has to do with the person itself, not their nationality. go to Brazil to enjoy the beautiful views we have, the beaches, not the pussies walking around under a skirt hoping to get some
Brazilian women are gorgeous because they don't fit a 'mold' of beauty. They come in all shapes, sizes, colors. And they have a natural, relaxed, sensual way about themselves.
Thai women? Most are fake whores solely concerned with getting your money and/or a green card. Many look like trannies and have the bodies of pre-pubescent boys.
And while it's fine to say you love Brazilian women, I got a problem with lame guys who say they are 'sick' of American women, as if THEY (the American guys) are so wonderful. If you meet nothing but bad American women, you need to check YOURSELF dude. Naturally you're gonna have better luck with women who come from less than fortunate circumstances and see you as their 'meal ticket'.
Maybe American women are spoiled rotten because of the rampant 'princess complex' that has been instilled in most young girls in this country since they were little. They think they deserve the world and will go through guy after guy until they find a chump willing to cater to their demands. Its like come on, get over yourself, we are just one of over six billion. There is nothing innately so special about myself or the tons of spoiled rotten American women.
Maybe south American women are so hot because they not only possess many beautiful and attractive physical features but because they are family oriented, caring, and nuturing toward others because of the way their culture raises them to be. They also often possess a fiery and very passionate personality when it comes to loving you.
I find in general that there are many intellegent beautiful foreign women you will meet in America not looking for a meal ticket because they work hard and pursue their educations on their own. Most of them would not be here if they were not interested in bettering their lives. I think American women just get mad when they hear men talking about foreign women so longingly because they are jealous. They are mad that more and more men are realizing the treasure of dating a women who has some perspective on things.
Many American men are wising up and seeing if you want a woman to treat you like a man and actually appreciate the things you do for them and not just expect you to bend over backwards for them because they think their the shit, you should probably find someone from another culture.
So while south American women are quite beautiful it is also their culture and nature that makes them far superior partner's than American women of today.
So sad, yet so true.
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I've been to Honduras twice and Guatemala once. Sadly never Brazil. I hear amazing things though :)
In Honduras they are beautiful. Long black hair, dark skin, ect.
But in THAILAND they are DROP DEAD GORGEOUS! and need i mention there is a surplus of beautiful women there?
my question is, are Brazilian women as hot as Thai women? Because it looks like a pretty close call :)
fuck everyone ahahahah
good i like it
I've visited Brazil twice in my life time. I have found that simply put, Brazilian women are the best. I've traveled to many latin countries, and Brazil is the top of the line. My preference has always been Japanese women, but Brazil is hands down the best. I've only visited Santa Catalina and Rio De Janiero. I am scheduled to visit Rio De Janiero in April, and in August Porto Seguro BA Brazil. What's I find extremely noticable is Brazilian women give better sex overall than other latin women. Not only do they cater to you, but they handle their business. Well I guess I could find a lot to say on this topic, but I'm packing my bags for the trip in April (already)lol. A place like Brazil should be frequented time and again.
I am a 28 year old male living in the United States, I have dated my fare share of attractive women here and to make a long story short I have not gotten married. My last relationship of 5 years was ended recently ..... I am pretty fed up with American women and am finishing my BA in a few months.. so my intentions are to travel to Brazil once I graduate. Hopefully it is all that you say its going to be...
You don't have to hope... Brazil is truly one of the best places for men on Earth... just like most of Latin America, Eastern Europe and South East Asia. Each country has it's little quirks and distinctions, but overall these regions are hands down the best for any male. I'm going to be spending 95% of this year in Latin America, after Costa Rica, I'm off to Colombia for a few months, and then I'm headed for Brazil... That should tell you something... I'll see you in Brazil!
Dan
Brazil really isn't Latin America they speak portuguesse
Where are you getting all the money to be able to travel around SA for 11 months of the year? Unless you're working while travelling or staying in backpacker places?
Fill me in bro!
Haz
I am a Canadian Asian male and plan on traveling to Brazil. This may be a stupid question but, I was just wondering if you have any insight on whether Brazilian woman respond well to Asian males or are they all looking for that Western White Caucasion male instead. Just curious.
il tell you Brazilians go for the white because in Brazil if you are dark you are considered poor.So they try to get their hair colored to not look dark you wil notice in Brazil the ones who want to look like they have some money stay out of the sun and color their hair.
Asian im not sure dude but your going to travel there not marry one so what are you worried about.
Nah, no problem at all.
Just smile, be nice...
Take my word on one thing - never air any racial concerns in Brazil. Just look at Brazilians themselves and you have your answer - everyone will fuck everyone here, no racial issue at all.
The Copacabana is packed with US black guys (and in Brazil black is just black, no prob, not any african...whatever nonsense) having great time. Nobody gives crap about them being black and the girls love them because they are fun.
Be prepared that the girls will call you Japa or Japinha (little jap). This is NOT an insult! In fact, Japinha is a nice, kinda cuddly way to address anyone of asian origin.
Haha, I am white myself but I strongly prefer morena and black girls. My 1st brazilian wife was pure african black type, second was morena (that's about 50/50, if more than 70% black then the word is mulata). Now, I'd like to try some asian, from Phills probably.
You're gonna have fun, I bet on it ;)
...btw - you can score some really hot chick.
A friend of mine, a brazilian model Wendy (www.wendy18.com) lives with one brazilian "japinha".
I am a young American who likes to travel to different countries when my time, job and budget allows me to do so. Can any and all males WHO HAVE VISITED BRAZIL AT LEAST ONCE ANSWER this question...Did you enjoy your trip to Brazil? Why did you,or did not, enjoy your trip there? What few things would you tell to someone who was considering visiting Brazil?
Have you ever thought that Brazilian women (like every woman over the earth) are human bens? They’re real people, with feelings and aspirations, and not mere pieces of meat! This text talks about my country and its women as if Brazil was a giant prostitute’s night club! Your commentaries show clearly a perverse intention of travel to Brazil in order to practice sexual tourism! This is crime!
When I lived in U.S as a graduate student, I’ve care for American women with the properly respect because I was educated to act like a real man and not like a pervert! But you show respect for nobody, talking about Brazilian and Latin American Women in general as prostitutes! Actually, even the prostitutes deserve respect, but the same is not true for who explores and devastate other peoples! I pray that God all mighty have mercy of you and change your mind!
Spoken like many of the Latin American men I have come in contact with during my 30 years of travel to South America. "Our women are real people, with feelings and aspirations, and not mere pieces of meat!" Yeah, right! Okay, now spend some time with a South American woman. Ask her if she feels respected and cherished by the men of her country. What you'll usually hear is her complaints about male alcohol abuse and infidelity. I've heard this common theme repeated so many times that I can repeat their response without even thinking about it.
Now I am not saying that all South American men are drunks and cheaters. That would be as ridiculous as your implication that all North American men who visit your country are "perverted gringos." Of course there are many loving husbands and fathers in SA who cherish and respect women and love their families, but you know as well as I do that there are also many men in your country that treat women as prostitutes and pieces of meat.
In short, your pious lecture may fool some of the naive North American men who have had, as of yet, no exposure to Brazilian or Latin American culture, but anyone who has visited those countries knows that the motives behind your posting are not what they appear to be on the surface.
I have no doubt that you "care[d] for American women with the properly respect" while you were a graduate student in the United States, but I'll bet you also had sex with a few of them as well, so spare us the moral pontifications. You're a man who appreciates wonderful women; don't try to villainize other men who feel the same way.
Oh, and by the way...isn't it interesting that you always find South American MEN complaining about how "gringos" treat their women, but you never hear the women complaining. That should tell you something, macaco.
you know i been been in the states almost all my life, i left Brazil when i was 10, even after being here for a long period of time when i tell people i am Brazilian it's like their dicks get hard and they expect me get down, their first question as far as what i do for a living is "are you a stripper/ go-go dancer" you know what, fuck you. the reason why Brazilian woman are so beautiful and have their own disguise is because we are mutts. we have a little bit of every nationality in our blood, it had nothing to do with sex, anywhere you go you will find woman amazing in sex and some that are horrible, it just has to do with the person itself, not their nationality. go to Brazil to enjoy the beautiful views we have, the beaches, not the pussies walking around under a skirt hoping to get some.
Well done! Great point, and much appreciated!
what's a "human ben"?
way to edit.
My best friend and I have been trying to get the same message across, Brazilian women, let alone Latin women are the best. Most Americans have to see things for themselves to be a believer, so Stop wasting time and pack your bags and get away from the economic downfall and visit BRAZIL
I'm 19, was born and lived my whole life here, in Brasil, and I can say that here is the best place in the world, if you're looking for beauty women. And yes. I've traveled the entire wolrd (pratically) and never ever seen girls who can match the brazilian ones. I specially prefer the whyte ones (nothing against the black, or "morena", that I like too), bur to tell the truth, here is the perfect place, to any guy on earth, due to the big variety of races and skincolors found here. So, it is a invite to everyone here.. Come to Brasil and HAVE FUN :D
Sorry for the bad english :)
damned when i look at the brazilian woman, i just get a freaking stiff ....., if i had the chance, i'd lick them up and down and to anything to them that they want me to do, i mean, there is just no man on earth who can resist these absolutely stunning and gorgeous babes :-), no chance my man, no chance!